Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I so dub thee "the Furniture Mover"

Upgrading your ring side seat, courtesy scary Frankie


So we add yet the most colourful of players in this off season, the furniture mover.

Dotel is terrified of sankes, which is why he is called the snake charmer.

Jon Rauch is 6 feet , 11 inches tall, so team mates call him " Tiny " Of course, what else, "Shrek", "Treebeard". ??

Now the chair tossing maniac from Texas, and guess how many brawls he's started, try 7 to date, and he is a relief pitcher.


One angry Frankie, who took on 3 A's himself. This boy does not give an inch, and the plate is his territory, do not venture to far over, cause he'll deck you. He is like Dotel that way, stray just a little in the wrong spot, and El Plunko will feed you some stomach music.

He is also an accomplished Latin Dancer, and has they say, great moves on the dance floor, of course we are restricted to his mound efforts, but I will take Ian Kinsler word for it. He apparently has a trophy or atrophy, not sure which, but if he can toss that 95 + heater, he will have hitters dancing as well, out of the way.


Frank's relative stats, does not include ejections or suspensions.

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