Friday is for the Birds

Today I could write about how the Tampas drowned the Twins by scoring seemingly 100 runs on 200 hits, but that would be an exaggaeration, it was merely 99 runs, thanks a doubleheader dream day by Ben Zobrist, who just took over the RBI lead.

I could talk about the Cleveland Indians who own the best AL Central record, lording themselves over 2nd place KC Royals ( I better double check that ), or the fact that the Red Sox just slid back into the basement with Carl Crawford hitting .160 ( don't you just love the irony ).

I open the papers to read about UFC 129, 6 pages of HGH enduced guys ready to pull limbs off each other, guess the Romans were right. Bread and Circuses keep the masses happy. A Federal election comes Monday in one of the quiestest campaigns I have ever witnessed. No Fuddle Duddle, no slips and falls, no gaffs, except Iggy tells university students he enjoyed a 4:20 puff now and again. C'mon Micheal, trying to attract the stoner crowd, waste of time pal. They don't vote, they don't remember where the shoes are half the time.

Get a kind of a rant going here, aren't I ?  Well, it's Friday, the Jays travelled to Deepinaherta Texas, and stole yesterday game form the Keystone Cops defense thrown up by the Rangers. Winning 3 out of 4 gains them some mo jo as the head to New York, then onto those Twin Stomping Rays in Tampa.  So this season is just full of suprises in Jays land, isn't folks ? Travis Snider, please pick up your complimentary Cirque de Soleil tickets at Gate 6, just in time to play for Vegas. 

4 games into the second 10 game road trip, and we hover under .500, so we need to go 3-3 and get our asses back to home cookin', and escape this heathen schedule. We need some heath and hitting injected up and down the line up. We should get the Rajah of Running Game back, plus we need Aaron Hill back at 2nd, and Jayson Nix back at 3rd, so we don't have to play Bleeping Encarnacion at 3rd anymore.

Get some offense from guys other than Jose and Adam, and Corey.  Get some deeper picthed games from Jo Jo, or this guy's toast, he is causing us to empty the bullpen way too early.

Okay so onto other interesting notes.

1.  Arthur was a very funny movie., go see and try not to laugh. Go, hurry, run...
2.  If you ever go to Sudbury, go to Nibbler's downtown, great soup.
3.  Encarnacion has made 7 errors for my fantasy team, where the hell is Evan Longoria ?
4.  I miss WKRP in Cincinnati, it's irreverance, it's ability to make us feel uncomfortable all the while amusing us.  "Red Wigglers, the Cadillac of Worms", best commercial ever.
5.  PK Subban has a $ 1 million set of hands and speed, and a 10 cent head, he don't get it, yet do he ?

6.  Prince Fielder ( off to a fabulous start ) is going to get a bucket load of money.
7.. Cam Newton is not smarter than Vince Young, so let's see how this plays out on Tobacco Road.
8.  The New York Yankees are looking better than I thought, despite paper thin pitching, not a good omen.
9.  When the hell is spring arriving, I mean really, I think it's either pouring rain, or 4 degrees C
10.  I just want to say " BOOGER".....

Dr. Johnny Fever

Remember boys and girls, vote early and vote often !